Since Tech has seen fit to finally graduate me, I must now pass the Demolitions Sledgehammer to a worthy candidate. I am proud to announce that Steve Hoffman has been volunteered to become the new Demolitions Chair, and should easily keep the heat turned up! In recent news, a couple of us broke into a near the Old House and some from the , which was near the nuclear reactor. The thing was between 150 and 200 feet tall! Luckily, nobody was hurt. Spring semester was fun as well, as we went on a rampage with 's feet. We had after us all night, but we were one step ahead (barely). Stop by sometime to see the pictures! Excuses overheard in the past month: "Honestly your Honor, I thought it was perfectly safe to store muratic acid in a sealed aluminum coke can. Good thing I threw it just in time!" Words that have come up in the past month: felony, arson, burn victim, and double secret probation. As my term as Demolitions Chair comes to an end, I would personally like to say 'hi' to the people in charge of insuring our fraternity - keep up the good work, and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes!
Sam Moore, Former Demolitions Chair